Terminators, The
Posted by davidperkins1981 on 30th April 2010
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IMDB rating: 1.80 Plot: A small band of resistance fighters battle the cyborgs that have taken control of the planet. |
Actors: London Jeremy,Martinez A,Logan Paul,Harnish Dustin,Browning Clint,Hengst Mark,Miller-Youst Gary,Hebner Joel,Reynolds Russell,Blackehart Stephen,Gray Jason S.,Action,Horror,Sci-Fi,
Is the Mona Lisa Really a portrait of J.D. Salinger?
Recently the Web has been abuzz with this strange theory….With the recent death of the reclusive author……the bizarre theory has come to light that Leonardo Da Vinci had intentionally painted the future author as one of his most Famous Masterpieces….the Mona Lisa!!!! Apparently It is suggested that Leonardo Da Vinci was the true author of Salinger’s most famous book The Catcher in the Rye…and that this conspiracy has through the ages been passed down and guarded by a secret group of Freemasons and Lone Nut Assassins….It is this reason so many Lone Nut assassins have been found to be carrying the book when captured after assassinating their prospective targets….i.e. Mark David Chapman…..John Hinkley……Mel Gibson in that movie where he was a Lone Nut Assassin…etc. Why the ancient order of Freemasons would entrust such a dangerous secret to a strange group of people as ‘Lone Nut Assassins’ has never been fully explained….however it has been suggested that it has something to do with the MK Ultra Country Club and Time Share so many Lone Nuts seem to be a member of. Of course this is a bit of a digression…..to get back to the main point it is suggested that Leonardo Da Vinci….(who as revealed in a classic episode of Star Trek is actually an Immortal) had in relatively recent years painted a portrait of J.D. Salinger…and had somehow taken that portrait through time to give it to his younger self as a gift. No one is sure how he made such an interesting trip through time, but it has been suggested that Star Trek technology was used somehow….possibly involving Mark Twain and Cmdr Data. Of course the one Loose end in all of this is why J.D. Salinger has been painted as a woman….suggestions include…."He isn’t TRYING to look like a woman….he is just extremely effeminate. quite the poof actually" and also that " J.D. Salinger WAS a woman…..when is the last time you saw him….yeah he was actually a woman…everybody just forgot that fact".,,,and finally it has been suggested that time travel itself may have an effect on the gender of non organic substances……it is for this reason that in the Terminator Movies….the Terminators always had to travel back in time naked. Said Professor Irving Smechienhein "Had the terminators actually traveled through the space time vortex while wearing clothing…due to a problem involving the nature of quantum flux, their clothing would have been reduced to nothing but a probability field….a probability field which when collapsed would have changed the actual gender of the clothing involved, Arnold, who might have left point A wearing a flannel shirt, and a pair of man jeans….you know the kind with like extra pockets and such…and a loop that you can stick a hammer in….would have came out at point B wearing a petticoat, long white gloves a white umbrella, and nice little pink dress"….Of course this Idea is controversial…..For instance another Professor…this time Harvard Graduate, P.K. Ninnybottom writer of the celebrated paper which proved Fermat’s 4th theorem had this to say about the controversial Idea. "its stupid"……
So what do you all think? Did Leonardo Da Vinci REALLY paint a portrait of J.D. Salinger???
I recently saw on the news that da Vinci’s body will be exhumed in order to determine whether or not the Mona Lisa is a self-portrait of da Vinci as a woman.
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